Brain Freeze

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Love & All That Jazz

"Noooo, you can't make me do this. Please?!"
Aswin closed into the hapless Shrutz, rubbing his hands together and cackling in a fiendish manner. "Err, why am I cackling fiendishly?"
Shrutz was annoyed, "Because you just tagged me, you... FIEND."
"Ahh, yes. You have to tell me who your perfect *cough cough* lover is.", continued the devil in human guise.
Shrutz nearly choked on her scream, or would have if the scream were solid. "I thought my feelings on *gah* LOVE were pretty well documented.... Please, buddy boy, don't make me do this! Main tumhaare pair padti hoon. Mujhse yeh NAHIN hoga!"
But alas! This was to fall on the deaf ears of the So-called-Casanova formerly known as Aswin. Knowing the fellow as well as I did, if I didn't listen to him, there would be HELL to pay when I saw him next, mainly in the form of food and Sprite. My pockets weren't that deep.
All complaints about this here post maybe addressed to the link given above.

Here's the funda behind the tag. Yeah, apparently, there's a funda.
1) I am supposed to talk about eight characteristics of my soul-mate. (Yes, I did substitute the original word used. ;) I am kinda li'l prim and propah in some ways.)
2) Tag eight other people. Yes, that would be unsuspecting people who would HATE doing the tag. Yes, that is the reason I took up the tag without much fuss. Yes, I am a sadist. No, you can't do anything about it.
3) Inform them in their comments that they "been issued a lurve tag". Hmm, maybe there are perks to this tag.
4) Go back to sleep, a happy camper, secure in the knowledge that the blogger world is a slightly unhappier place since your last post.

At the outset, I'd like to inform all and sundry these pertinent points about the Shrutz behind the blog.
1) I don't believe in soul mates.
2) The last time I made a list about the "ideal guy" in my life, Angel and I had a wonderful Yahoo discussion for two hours. At the end of this wonderful conversation, both of us had a long list which we promptly agreed was a cartload of crap.
3) No person is a list of qualities. Everyone is above and over a bunch of adjectives.
4) I don't believe in knights in shining armour, or white stallions or soft pink confetti.

Yes, the preliminaries have been concluded. You, little boy, you may open your eyes. Aunty Shrutz promises she won't be mean anymore!

Without further ado, with a flourish of trumpets, here're eight things about my dream guy.
I am tagging these unfortunate souls to share the torture.
DJK because she specifically asked me not to.
Ranj, 'cos I am curious.
Puneet He was in the wrong place at 3:30 am.
Angel because we've already had this conversation.
Binu, he WANTS to do it, crazy guy.
Jax He's been propositioned to by a guy. NOW, I am curious.
Girish It's an open-ended question for the SAP dude.
Vignesh He's too obsessed with this.


An afterthought... Rishab. Which way does the river flow, dude?!


Copy-write Shrutz :: 12:27 PM :: 4 Sneaky Remarks:

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